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The show spans 18 episodes over three series. The original 45 minute pilotrecorded inhas not been broadcast and all other episodes were approximately 25 minutes long.

Moran has stated that there will be no more episodes [1] and The Times reported the series has been "killed off". The show's pilot was decidedly darker, revolving around Bernard's, and later Manny's, decision to commit suicide. It featured Manny surname Zimmerman in reference to Bob Dylan as a professional depression-o-gram, and the Fran character as Valerie, a philosophy lecturer.

After his accountant flees from the police, Bernard is faced with the daunting prospect of doing his own taxesand resorts to pairing his socks, getting drunk with door-to-door evangelists, and trying to seriously injure himself since it will allow him to defer his tax return. Manny, an accountantenters Black Books for the first time to buy The Little Book of Calm on his way to work and somehow manages to swallow it.

Fran is distracted from being on-call as a friend's birth coach when she's bedevilled by a weird, unfathomable sphere that isn't actually 'a bald furby '. Naturally, chaos ensues. At the end of the episode, Manny demonstrates that Fran's sphere is a lighter.

Bernard wakes up from a boozy night to discover he's accidentally given Manny a job at the bookshop, then spends the day trying to get rid of him. Manny proving to be a charming, sociable and extremely competent employee, apparently unaware that it's 'not that kind of operation'.

An offering of wine from Manny and the threat of physical violence from In Da Game - Le S1drom - Back To The Good Old Days Volume 1 persuade Bernard to keep Manny on board.

When the sheer filth of the bookshop overwhelms him, Manny calls a creepy cleaner, and Bernard reluctantly agrees to house-sit for a friend. Unfortunately, the two manage to drink a very expensive bottle of wine that was due to be presented to the Popeand have Black Books - Field Guide - EP figure out a way to replace it. Meanwhile, Fran goes on a date with a very nice man which is nothing short of disastrous.

She ends up dating the cleaner. After celebrating his birthday fueling an all-night The Sweeney marathon by drinking espressoManny thinks he's a s cop and manages to go from eyeing old men suspiciously in the bookshop to being trapped at the local police station helping a real detective put the ' good cop, bad cop ' routine on a local villain. Bernard explains how going to a dinner party eventually led to a broken arm while Fran describes the steps from seeing her boyfriend having dinner with another woman to being in hospital with a neck injury.

After being burgled, Black Books gets a new alarm and security door fitted, but Manny fails to listen to the unlock code, distracted by a little Subbuteo player in the installer's hair "there was a little man This quickly results in Manny being trapped alone inside with only a quickly emptied bottle of Absinthe and dead bees for company and Bernard locked outside with just enough money for popcorn and a cinema ticket.

Meanwhile, Fran has taken the phone off the hook to listen to silky-voiced Howell Granger read the shipping forecast on the radio, leaving Bernard to wander the streets of London penniless, cold and wet, Not Just Yet - The Brookes Brothers* - The Brookes Brothers (File, Album) only an adult video-shop and the allure of My Baby - Janis Joplin - Pearl employment between him and freezing.

Bernard finally breaks the last straw with his constant bullying, and Manny leaves home, but doesn't even manage to let Bernard know about this without being attacked Paradise - Tavares - Supercharged a bee in a telephone box and finding himself on the streets. He is soon picked up by a photographer with a beard fetish and is treated to a glamorous life of expensive clothes, satin sheets and crinkle-cut chips in silver bowls, but such high living comes at a high price.

Fran decides to learn the piano and enlists the services of an elderly blind Russian tutor. His harsh methods and her inability to master it in 5 minutes inclines her to quit. Manny discovers he can play the piano purely on instinct, and against all odds Bernard gets a date with an attractive woman.

As a result, Fran and Bernard bribe Manny to hide inside the piano, armed with only spoons, in an attempt to make themselves look good. Naturally, Bernard refuses to believe a word of Manny's " attention seeking nonsense" and tries to get Manny as hot as possible. Fran discovers the walls of her flat are literally closing in as her unscrupulous landlord creates another flat from the stolen space. Free Us (Dub) - Twinkle Brothers - Countrymen pretends to be her lawyer in an attempt to rectify the situation but quickly falls for the new lodger, Summer Girl Alice.

At the end of this episode, Bernard asks Fran when they will admit they are deeply attracted to each other. Fran will not 'Until at least one of us is dead'. The scene returns to Manny's condition having been triggered with disastrous Everything I Need - Men At Work - Two Hearts. While Fran is in desperate need of a job, Manny gets Black Books - Field Guide - EP call from old friend Gus, a diminutive underworld figure.

Gus agrees to get Fran a job working for a guy named Nugent in exchange for the bookstore hosting a reading of his nephew Danny's new book. Alas, Fran hasn't a clue what Black Books - Field Guide - EP new job involves, and Danny is a hulking great illiterate whose ghostwritten autobiography describes the pain he's inflicted on many others in great detail and which he will happily inflict on Bernard and Manny if they can't teach him to read within 2 days.

Fran gets promoted. Bernard worries about his thumbs. Fran delves into genealogy to uncover her Eastern European roots, but upon meeting her newly discovered family, she soon wants to get rid of them. However, the shop is overrun by a horde of unseen creatures that Manny and Bernard must make an effort to destroy.

Fran returns from a holiday in Cornwall to find Bernard living amongst mouldy books and dead badgers and Manny working The Orb - The Orbs Adventures Beyond The Ultraworld door at the extremely glossy Goliath Books following an incident involving Manny's hand and a sandwich toaster.

Manny is decidedly out of place amongst creepy micromanager Evan and his army of hyper-efficient pastel-shirted followers. Armed with only a "duty to do" card a card that elicits a "doo-ti-too-doo" sound when inserted into the corresponding slot on a computer and an endless supply of muffins, Manny manages to resist Fran's rather self-serving attempts to drag him back to Bernard so that she has somewhere to hang out.

Bernard's physical condition deteriorates rapidly without Manny's care "I feel like I've been beaten up, underwater"but Manny is soon questioning his choice of career as Evan demands an unthinkable sacrifice. Fran leaves for the weekend to go to her friend Becky's hen party while Bernard and Manny, inspired by their latest children's-book event, decide to write and Black Books - Field Guide - EP a book for children.

Bernard's first effort comes to over 1, pages, covers Joseph Stalina lens Black Books - Field Guide - EP , a broken marriage, and a truth-seeking journalist — a bit complex for kids. The subsequent masterpiece, The Elephant and the Balloon, could bring them international fame—and all its problems.

Meanwhile, Fran's hen party is a disaster: the booze starts flowing, and a game of truth stirs up tears and recriminations. Manny's irritating parents, 'Moo-Ma' and 'Moo-Pa', unexpectedly come to stay after Bernard deletes Manny's answerphone messages.

Bernard is instantly infuriated by their mere existence, not to mention their annoying quirks and songs, but his patience and Fran's nerves are tested when it's revealed that Manny's letters home have greatly embellished his actual accomplishments in life. After a small win on the Grand NationalBernard becomes addicted to gambling, leaving Fran and Manny in a bitter competition to sell as many books as possible. Soon horses aren't enough and Bernard lands in an illegal poker game against a group of ruthless, successful gamblers, including Dave 'Mouse Ear' Smith.

Manny organises a book launch party at the shop with charismatic-but-smug travel writer Jason, and everyone starts falling for him and his stories of far-away adventure. Meanwhile, Bernard's landlord has died and a small cat now owns the building. Driven to destroy the cat's burgeoning real-estate empire, he attempts to persuade an animal-loving pest exterminator to turn kitty hitman. His attempts fail and cause the exterminator to commit suicide.

When Bernard tries to finish the job, Manny is injured. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Digital Spy. Retrieved 25 June The Times. Archived from the original on 13 April Retrieved 8 May Archived from the original on 28 September ABC Online. Archived from the original on 20 December Channel 4. Categories : Lists of sitcom television series episodes Lists of British sitcom television series episodes.

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To date it remains unreleased in mainstream media. Dylan MoranGraham Linehan. Graham LinehanNick Wood. Guest star: The actor Kevin Eldon as the cleaner. Guest stars Colin McFarlane as the detective. Guest stars: Nick Frost as the alarm installer, Peter Serafinowicz as Howell Granger, writer Graham Linehan as a fast-food customer, and Tony Way as the fast-food chain and cinema employee. Guest star: Nina Conti as Bernard's date.

Dylan MoranArthur Mathews. Nugent, and Big Mick as Gus. Guest starring Mark Donovan as Cousin Gregor. Fran takes up Yoga with Eva Jessica Hynes and piously lectures everyone about how much better she feels, but she isn't as good at controlling her own urges.

Meanwhile, Bernard discovers a copy of the complete works of Freud and begins tormenting Manny by diagnosing his various neuroses --but this Black Books - Field Guide - EP to Manny gaining the confidence to Black Books - Field Guide - EP stand up to him.

When around-the-clock building commences next door, Bernard, Manny and Fran decide to go on holiday. Manny wants adventure, Fran wants relaxation, and Bernard just wants somewhere exactly like the bookshop.

They're Scorpion* - Trouble Maker packed and ready to go—except for a lapse in Manny's memory, which forces them to buy cheap tickets that entitle them to see a lot of international airports. Guest star: Simon Pegg as Evan. On a slow night, Manny suggests that the gang go to a party which will be attended by Rowena, a girl he likes. Instantly jealous, Bernard overcomes his natural reluctance with curiosity to see what kind of "so-called person" could find Manny attractive.

Manny arms himself with an array of items to strategically leave about the house to give him an excuse to call her, and Fran checks her perfect new hairstyle. They return much later armed with a bizarre selection of alcohol, messed-up hair, and a desire to dance badly.

An excess of beetroot liqueur gives Manny the courage to confront Bernard regarding his disdain for Manny's affection for Rowena — this brings forth a shocking revelation from Bernard, which is soon tarnished as Black Books - Field Guide - EP tells Manny the truth about Bernard.

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